Bollinger Bands narrowed to <$3,500—LOWEST since July. BTC traded tight $85K-$90K range for two weeks. Classic 'squeeze' setup preceding major price swings.

Impact: July 2025's similar squeeze preceded BTC rally $65K→$85K (+30% in 21 days). Current compression suggests 15-25% move imminent within 7-14 days. Direction TBD but magnitude clear.

Bitcoin at $87,511 after BRUTAL $90K rejection Monday. Meanwhile, GOLD EXPLODES to $4,497. MicroStrategy PAUSED Bitcoin buying: Despite raising $747.8M, bought ZERO BTC last week. US-VENEZUELA CRISIS: Trump ordered naval blockade of Venezuelan oil tankers, seized vessels, threatens war. This geopolitical shock sent gold/silver to records while Bitcoin DUMPED—proving once again BTC is risk-on, NOT safe haven. WORST Q4 SINCE 2018: Bitcoin down -22% in Q4 2025—worst fourth quarter performance outside major bear markets.