CPI Blowout
January 13, 2026
IF YOU'RE NOT POSITIONED, YOU'RE ALREADY LATE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bitcoin just DETONATED from $90K to $95K in ONE DAY—and we're not even close to done. The CPI just handed us the PERFECT setup: inflation cooling but not crashing, Fed paralyzed, and institutions SCRAMBLING back in. That $1.13B ETF bleeding? REVERSED. $95K isn't the top—it's the LAUNCHPAD. Ethereum CRUSHED Bitcoin with +7% (altseason alarm bells SCREAMING). Privacy coins going PARABOLIC—Monero just printed a NEW ALL-TIME HIGH at $700. Meanwhile, the biggest catalyst of 2026 drops TOMORROW: The CLARITY Act vote that could send Bitcoin to $100K by Friday. Our positions? Up +5.5% on BTC, +4.8% on ETH, and we're just getting started. The Bollinger Bands squeeze we called? RELEASED. The breakout we positioned for? CONFIRMED. The $100K target everyone thought was months away? DAYS AWAY. Miss this and you'll spend 2026 watching everyone else get rich. This is your LAST CHANCE to load up before the real madness begins. 🎯
SECTION I: THE CPI CATALYST JUST BROKE THE DAM
WHAT JUST HAPPENED (And Why You Should Be BUYING):
At exactly 8:30 AM this morning, the Bureau of Labor Statistics dropped the CPI report that markets have been SWEATING over for weeks. The result? Absolute. Fucking. PERFECTION. Headline inflation at 2.7% (exactly as expected), but here's the kicker—CORE CPI came in at 2.6%, BEATING expectations. Translation: Inflation is cooling WITHOUT the economy imploding. The Fed can't raise rates. They won't cut yet. They're STUCK. And you know what loves policy paralysis? BITCOIN.
THE MARKET REACTION WAS INSTANT:
⚡ Bitcoin: $90,000 → $95,000 (+5.4% in HOURS)
⚡ Ethereum: $3,080 → $3,300 (+7% and CRUSHING Bitcoin)
⚡ Volume: EXPLODED to $45 BILLION (3.5x normal = REAL money moving)
⚡ ETF Flows: REVERSED from -$1.13B bloodbath to +$116M inflows
⚡ Privacy Coins: Monero hits $700 NEW ATH (+50% in 7 days)
Let me be crystal clear: This isn't some weak bounce that's going to fade. Look at the VOLUME. Look at the ETF reversal. Look at whales accumulating 54,000 BTC last week at the FASTEST pace since 2012. This is INSTITUTIONAL FOMO starting to kick in. They sold the top at $94K, they watched it consolidate at $90K, and now they're racing to get back in before it's too late.
📰 SECTION II: HEADLINES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOMO
🎯 CNBC Just Called It: "XRP Is The Breakout Trade of 2026"
Not Bitcoin. Not Ethereum. XRP. Why? Because tomorrow's CLARITY Act vote could EXPLODE XRP from $2.06 to $2.50+ overnight when it gets classified as a commodity. The mainstream media is FINALLY catching up to what we've been telling you. XRP ETF inflows stayed POSITIVE even during the broader market puke. This thing is COILED.
🏦 Goldman Sachs Confirms: 71% of Institutions Are BUYING MORE Crypto
Think about that. 71% of institutions—the same ones managing TRILLIONS—are planning to INCREASE their crypto exposure. And they're only allocated 7% right now. Do the math. When trillions start flowing in and there's only 19.97 million Bitcoin in existence... you get the picture. Goldman isn't saying this to be nice. They're frontrunning their own clients.
⚖️ TOMORROW: The CLARITY Act Vote That Changes EVERYTHING
Wednesday, January 15th. Senate Banking Committee. The vote that ends the SEC vs CFTC turf war forever. Bitcoin and Ethereum = commodities. Clear rules for exchanges. DeFi gets pathways. And institutional capital gets the green light to FLOOD in. This isn't a "maybe." This has BIPARTISAN support. When (not if) it passes, expect an immediate 3-5% pump. That's $95K → $98K-$100K in HOURS.
The Big Money Targets Will Blow Your Mind:
• JPMorgan: Bitcoin to $170,000
• Standard Chartered: $150,000 (Ethereum to $7,500)
• Tom Lee (Fundstrat): $150K-$200K early 2026, $250K by year-end
• Arthur Hayes (BitMEX): Ethereum $10,000
These aren't moonboy YouTubers. These are Wall Street titans with billions on the line. And they're ALL calling for massive upside from HERE.
SECTION III: THE TECHNICAL SETUP IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
BITCOIN AT $95K: THE SQUEEZE THAT WILL PRINT MILLIONAIRES
Remember when I told you about that Bollinger Bands squeeze? The tightest compression since JULY 2025? Well, it just EXPLODED. And here's what makes this so beautiful: This exact pattern preceded EVERY major Bitcoin rally in history. The April 2025 consolidation before the $126K run? IDENTICAL chart. And we just got the breakout.
📊 Here's What The Charts Are SCREAMING:
THE 200-DAY MOVING AVERAGE TEST 👑
Bitcoin is sitting EXACTLY on its 200-day moving average at $95K right now. This is the line in the sand. The divider between "meh" and "oh my god it's happening." Every time Bitcoin has broken ABOVE the 200-day MA with volume, it has gone on MASSIVE runs. We're talking 30-50%+ moves. A daily close above $95K tonight? That's the starting gun for $100K this week.
FIBONACCI LEVELS = ROADMAP TO RICHES 📐
Current price: $95,000
Next stop: $96,594 (0.236 Fib) ⬅️ BREAKS TOMORROW
After that: $100,000 (Psychological NUKE) ⬅️ FRIDAY
Then: $102,213 (0.382 Fib) ⬅️ NEXT WEEK
Final boss: $106,750 (0.5 Fib) ⬅️ END OF JANUARY
The path is CLEAR. We've got a highway of thin resistance between here and $98K. Once we punch through $96.6K, there's almost NOTHING in the way. The volume profile shows it. Low volume nodes = fast moves. This could gap up 3% in a single hourly candle.
THE RSI IS IN THE GOLDILOCKS ZONE 🎯
RSI at 68.2. Not too hot, not too cold. In bull markets, RSI can stay at 70-80 for WEEKS. We've got room to run to $98K-$100K before even sniffing overbought. And you know what happens when RSI finally hits overbought in a strong trend? It stays there while price MELTS UP.
MACD JUST GAVE THE BUY SIGNAL 💚
The MACD histogram is painting beautiful green bars and EXPANDING. This is momentum building on momentum. Signal line crossed above the MACD line with CONVICTION. This isn't a weak crossover that's going to fail. This is the real deal. When MACD crosses bullish after a long consolidation? You buy with BOTH hands.
VOLUME DOESN'T LIE 📢
$45 BILLION traded today. That's 3.5x the average. You can't fake this kind of volume. This is institutions rotating billions, retail FOMO'ing in, and smart money positioning for $100K+. When you see volume explosions like this on breakouts, they DON'T fail. This is the REAL MONEY confirming the move.
ETHEREUM AT $3,300: THE ALTSEASON ALARM IS DEAFENING
While everyone was watching Bitcoin, Ethereum just did something MASSIVE: It OUTPERFORMED. +7% while Bitcoin did +5.4%. You know what that means? ALTSEASON IS ACTIVATING. When ETH starts leading, the floodgates open for every other altcoin. And we're positioned PERFECTLY for it.
THE TRIANGLE BREAKOUT EVERYONE MISSED 📐
Ethereum has been forming a textbook ascending triangle for WEEKS. Higher lows, flat resistance at $3,300. Guess what happens when ascending triangles break? They TARGET a measured move. $3,300 breaks → $3,600+ MINIMUM. But here's the sick part: We're AT the breakout level RIGHT NOW. A daily close above $3,300 and this thing RIPS to $3,800 before you can blink.
STANDARD CHARTERED: "$7,500 BY END OF 2026" 🎯
One of the biggest banks in the world just called Ethereum THE trade of 2026. Not Bitcoin. ETHEREUM. They're calling for $7,500 by year-end. That's 2.3x from here. The ETH/BTC ratio is at 0.0347 and targeting 0.08 (the 2021 highs). If you want to 2x your money faster than Bitcoin, THIS is the play.
FUTURES POSITIONING = COILED SPRING 💪
Bradley Park from DNTV Research just dropped a bomb: Ethereum futures positioning has RESET to July 2025 levels. That means all the overleveraged longs got flushed. All the weak hands got shaken out. And now? The market is UNDERPOSITIONED for a move higher. When everyone is positioned for down and the price goes UP, it goes VERTICAL.
⛓️ SECTION IV: ON-CHAIN METRICS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOMO HARD
WHALES ARE ACCUMULATING LIKE IT'S 2020
Last week, whales accumulated 54,000 BTC ($4.9 BILLION worth). That's the FASTEST accumulation rate since 2012. Let me repeat: 2012. You know what happened after 2012? Bitcoin went from $12 to $1,200 the next year. These aren't retail traders panic buying. These are multi-billion dollar entities loading their bags like there's no tomorrow. And they're NOT selling at $95K.
EXCHANGE BALANCES AT MULTI-YEAR LOWS 📉
Only 13.7% of Bitcoin supply is sitting on exchanges. The rest? Locked in cold storage, held by diamond hands, owned by MicroStrategy (who will NEVER sell). This is a SUPPLY SHOCK building in real-time. When demand kicks in and there's no supply? Price discovery goes PARABOLIC.
STH-MVRV: SHORT-TERM HOLDERS ALMOST AT BREAKEVEN 💎
The Short-Term Holder MVRV just climbed from 0.79 to 0.95. Translation: People who bought recently are only down 5% on average. Once this crosses above 1.0 (breakeven), it triggers a psychological shift. No one wants to sell at a loss. Everyone wants to hold for profit. That creates a BID that just keeps pushing price higher. We're ONE good day away from 1.0.
SOPR CONFIRMS: SELLERS ARE EXHAUSTED 🏁
SOPR (Spent Output Profit Ratio) at 1.03. Above 1.0 means coins are being sold at a profit. But it's BARELY above 1.0, which means selling pressure is MEASURED. Compare this to tops where SOPR goes to 1.1, 1.2 as everyone rushes to take profit. Right now? People are HOLDING. The weak hands are gone. Only conviction remains.
💰 SECTION V: THE EXACT PLAYBOOK TO MAXIMUM PROFIT
IF YOU'RE ALREADY IN: CONGRATS, NOW DON'T FUCK IT UP
Our BTC Position:
✅ Entry: $90K-$92K (absolutely NAILED IT)
✅ Current Price: $95K (UP +5.5% and counting)
✅ Trailing Stop: RAISED to $92K (we're playing with house money now)
IF YOU'RE NOT IN YET: HERE'S YOUR LAST CHANCE
Look, I get it. You were waiting for a pullback. You wanted $88K. But guess what? It's at $95K and going to $100K. You can either chase it here (which honestly isn't even a bad entry), or you can wait for a dip that might NEVER COME. Here are your options:
SCENARIO A: We Dip (20% Chance)
If we pull back to $93K-$93.5K: BUY THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT
• Entry: $93K-$93.5K
• Stop: $92K (tight, only -1% risk)
• Target: $100K+ (8%+ upside)
• Size: 15% of portfolio
If we somehow touch $91K (10% chance): BACK UP THE TRUCK
• Entry: $91K-$91.5K
• Stop: $89.5K
• Target: $100K (10%+ upside)
• Size: 20% of portfolio
SCENARIO B: We Breakout (80% Chance) ⬅️ MOST LIKELY
Break $96K with volume: FOMO MODE ACTIVATED
• Entry: $96K-$96.5K (momentum chase)
• Stop: $94K
• Target: $100K (immediate), $105K (stretch)
• Size: 5-10% (this is a momentum trade)
Daily close ABOVE $98K: THIS IS IT
• Entry: $98.5K-$99K (yes, even here)
• Stop: $96K
• Target: $105K-$110K (round number magnets)
• Size: 5% (final YOLO before six figures)
⚡ ETHEREUM: THE 2x PLAY EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ON
While Bitcoin gets all the headlines, Ethereum is setting up for the trade of the year. It just outperformed Bitcoin. Standard Chartered sees $7,500. The futures market is underpositioned. And it's sitting right at $3,300 breakout level. This is FREE MONEY if you play it right.
Our Position:
✅ Entry: $3,100-$3,200 (LOCKED IN)
✅ Current: $3,300 (UP +4.8%)
✅ Stop: $3,150 (protecting profits)
The Profit Ladder:
🎯 Daily close >$3,300: ADD 10% to position (triangle breaks = $3,600+)
🎯 $3,600: Take 30% profit (measured move complete)
🎯 $3,800+: Let 50% RUN (trail at $3,600, targeting $4,000+)
⚖️ SECTION VI: TOMORROW = THE CLARITY ACT NUKE
Forget everything else. The Senate Banking Committee is voting on the CLARITY Act. This is the single most important regulatory catalyst in crypto history. Period. Here's what's about to happen:
WHAT THE CLARITY ACT DOES:
✅ Bitcoin & Ethereum = COMMODITIES (CFTC jurisdiction, not SEC)
✅ Ends the regulatory war that's been strangling innovation
✅ Clear rules for exchanges, brokers, dealers (no more legal gray area)
✅ DeFi gets pathways forward (not banned, REGULATED)
✅ Stablecoin rewards ALLOWED (activity-based)
WHY THIS IS MASSIVE:
Goldman Sachs surveyed institutions. 35% said "regulatory uncertainty" is their BIGGEST hurdle to buying crypto. Not price. Not volatility. REGULATORY UNCERTAINTY. Tomorrow that excuse DIES. Expect institutional inflows to EXPLODE.
THE TRADING STRATEGY FOR TOMORROW:
BEFORE THE VOTE (Morning):
• HOLD all current positions (Do NOT sell)
• Have cash ready (15-20% dry powder)
• Watch for pre-vote pumps (front-running is REAL)
IF IT PASSES (Expected): 🚀
• Expect IMMEDIATE 3-5% pump across the board
• Bitcoin target: $98K-$100K by end of day
• Ethereum target: $3,500-$3,600
• XRP could EXPLODE: $2.30-$2.50 (biggest beneficiary)
• Trail your stops UP immediately (protect the pump)
IF IT'S DELAYED (Unlikely):
• Short-term dump to $92K-$93K possible
• DO NOT PANIC SELL
• This becomes the DIP YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
• Scale IN aggressively (delay ≠ death, just postponement)
AGGRESSIVE TRADER PLAY (High Risk/High Reward):
Pre-vote: Add 5-10% leveraged long (2x max)
Entry: $95K-$95.5K
Stop: $93K (TIGHT, non-negotiable)
Target: $100K+ (if passes)
WARNING: This is for DEGENS only. If you can't handle -2% stop-outs, skip this.
🎰 SECTION VII: ALTCOINS ABOUT TO GO BALLISTIC
🔥 MONERO: THE PRIVACY COIN THAT JUST HIT NEW ATH
$700. NEW. ALL-TIME. HIGH. Monero just did what most coins dream of—it BROKE its 2021 ATH and kept going. Why? The Trump-Powell DOJ investigation has people SPOOKED about surveillance. Privacy is suddenly the hottest narrative in crypto. And Monero is THE privacy king.
Trade: EXTENDED. Wait for -25% pullback to $525 OR take 1% lottery ticket with TIGHT stop at $675. This could go to $1,000.
⚡ XRP: THE CLARITY ACT SPECIAL
XRP is down -11.5% on the week but CNBC just called it "the breakout trade of 2026." Why? Tomorrow's CLARITY Act. If XRP gets classified as a commodity (which is likely), it ends the SEC war forever. Expect a VIOLENT snapback rally.
Trade: Speculative 3-5% position at $2.00-$2.10. TIGHT stop $1.95. Target $2.30-$2.50 if CLARITY passes. R/R is DISGUSTING.
🚀 SOLANA: THE LAGGARD THAT'S ABOUT TO CATCH UP
SOL is only up +3% while everything else is popping. But it's got JPMorgan settlements, Visa USDC ($3.5B volume), and Morgan Stanley ETF filed. This is COILING. When altseason really kicks in, SOL goes to $155-$175 easy.
Trade: Entry $140-$145. Stop $135. Target $155/$175. Size 15%. High conviction.
SECTION VIII: THIS WEEK'S BLUEPRINT TO $100K
HERE'S EXACTLY HOW THIS PLAYS OUT:
TUESDAY NIGHT (Tonight):
• Bitcoin consolidates $94K-$96K
• Daily close ABOVE $95K = VERY bullish (200-MA hold)
• ETH tries to break $3,300
WEDNESDAY (CLARITY DAY): 🚀
• Morning: Anticipation builds, possible front-running
• Vote passes: IMMEDIATE pump 3-5%
• Bitcoin → $98K by evening
• Ethereum → $3,500+
• XRP EXPLODES (biggest winner)
THURSDAY-FRIDAY:
• Momentum continuation
• Bitcoin tests $100K psychological
• FOMO kicks in from sideline cash
• Mainstream media coverage accelerates
• Altcoins go PARABOLIC (+20-30%)
BASE CASE (70%): $100K BY FRIDAY
Everything is lining up. CPI ✅. ETF reversal ✅. Whale accumulation ✅. Technical breakout ✅. CLARITY Act catalyst ✅. We're going to $100K this week and there's NOTHING that can stop it.
BULL CASE (20%): MELT-UP TO $105K+
If CLARITY passes with STRONG bipartisan support AND ETF inflows hit $200M+ daily for 3 days straight, we could see a face-ripping rally to $105K-$110K. When $100K breaks with FOMO, there's no telling where it stops.
BEAR CASE (10%): Temporary Pullback
Only happens if CLARITY gets delayed. But even then, we just dip to $92K-$93K and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. This isn't a bear market. It's a consolidation before the REAL move.
🚀 FINAL WORDS: THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
You're watching history happen in real-time. The CPI just confirmed the macro tailwind. The technicals are SCREAMING breakout. The whales are loading trucks. The ETFs reversed. Tomorrow the CLARITY Act votes and institutional capital gets the green light.
We positioned PERFECTLY at $90K-$92K. We're up +5.5% on Bitcoin, +4.8% on Ethereum. Our stops are protecting profits. Our targets are CLEAR: $98K-$100K this week, $105K+ if FOMO kicks in.
This is NOT the time to be scared. This is NOT the time to wait for pullbacks that might never come. This is the time to EXECUTE. Follow the plan. Take profits at the levels. Trail your stops. Add on dips. And watch your account go PARABOLIC.
See you at $100K. And then $150K. And then $200K. The bull market is BACK and we're riding it all the way to generational wealth.
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